Island in the Sun
The "Jamaica" negotiations between the Christian Democrats, Free Democrats and the Greens failed. Why not travel from grey, rainy Germany to the Caribbean island 60,360 times instead of a snap election?
A break from the news
iPhones For the Few
Buying 80,070 brand new iPhone Xs might distract a tiny portion of the German population from the current political limbo. Until they tap into Twitter.
Lend a Helping Hand
The government could also use that money to help others, namely 11,759 people displaced from their homelands, for an entire year. After that, politicians could return to their favorite debate topic: Chancellor Angela Merkel's refugee policy.
Keep Lindner Looking Sharp
To keep Christian Linder, the head of the Free Democratic Party, looking sharp, that €92 million could fund 24,000 tailor-made suits. He might need them for a future modeling career after calling off the coalition talks on Sunday evening.
Agree to be Green
The government could buy 1,333 Tesla Model Ss to show the world its commitment to clean energy, despite Germany's refusal to take a stand against coal at COP23.